I Went for Dinner Where the Waiters Wore Versace

It all started when I received a call, “Hey Neil, you’re in crypto right?

Now I know against my better conscience that when I agree with suggestive lead-up type questions like these, I’m in for a patience exercise as I actively listen to the other line. 

“Yes, I’m in crypto,” I reluctantly muttered. 

“Would you like to visit Dubai? There’s this crypto conference that’s promising to sponsor our flights, and meals, and give us an all-expense paid Dubai experience."